Hash Poetry by Dangler

Posted by Plunger : Wednesday, May 30, 2018
We met for a run,
luckily in the sun,
abysmal was gone,
to the print shop with song
run love was there,
with her long flowing hair,
some dude who is overrated,
left feeling deflated,
and 3D,
still has a bad knee,
shagger came late,
not sure of his fate,
we heard a rumor pylon was going to be there,
but saw neither hide nor hair,
its hard to make this crap rhyme,
when there isnt much time,
the two new people were there,
and porno wasn't
The captain consulted his charts
but landed up aground in the parking lot
banshee ran sure and swift,
but got sidetracked by the internet so malice won by a shlong
Woodwhacker wasnt there,
but the general concensus was it would be nice to see her.
beheader is still travelling the globe.
lets hope she took that left turn at italy
plunger was finally able to come
and landed up being number one !
Posted by Plunger on 05/30 at 09:58 PM

Mar 31 R*n report

Posted by Plunger : Monday, Mar 26, 2018
VanHash image
Posted by Plunger on 03/26 at 09:53 PM

Mar 24 r*n report

Posted by Plunger : Sunday, Mar 18, 2018


25 March at 10:07

25 March 2018
The Vancouver Hash House Harriers
Run No. 1600 & something
Dear Recipient,
"The Australipicanthan Caper in Central Park"
Tool Hand Luke, bronzed Brisbanite surfer-dude, Kokanee lover, habitué of private label liquor stores and the flour shelf at 7-11, truly a giant amongst pygmies, emerges playfully from the trees a flour bag the size of three-year old’s purse clenched between forefinger and thumb, and a tin can. A group of men searching for Uranus and
positively aching for a glimpse of the Dark Star gaze lustfully upon those lean sculpted legs, while a group of homeless people cheer noisily from the middle of the car-park, but wait, they aren’t homeless dudes, that’s the hash.

Mountme, Plunger, 3D, Shagger, Beheader, Christine, and DSF,Dangler, Banshee, Porno Prick, Special Needs, Pylon and the ineffable Mr.P, Goat Fucker (after the event) and not forgetting visitor RingPicker visiting from “North of Cairns”, where he runs a sanitorium for injured Fruit Bats. While the wife patches bat-wings ‘Picker is “on holiday” with the wife’s sister. I wonder just how much of change there has to be for a change to be considered as good as a rest?

The weather is windy and lumpy, I don’t know why, but that makes me think of Goat Fucker. Off we chug across Boundary, heading West, curving gracefully to the South before swinging East in unison to the tinkle of Men At Work beating-off in our ears. Before too long the fringes of the Dark Scary Forest are in sight and the ever so faint hum
of a didgeridoo can be heard - in the twink of an eye Special Needs and DSF are vying for 1st in. Special Needs seems to be the whiner, but as DSF says, “you have to let ‘em win the first time.” Ring Picker has retired to the pub, injured, but everyone else is at the beer check where beer does flow and men chunder, enjoying their just desserts,
especially Tool Hand Luke. DSF is named but only she can divulge it.

All in all a brilliant bit of work followed by happy munching at the pub.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Prick

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Posted by Plunger on 03/18 at 09:24 AM

2018 Hareline

Posted by WoodWacker : Tuesday, Jan 02, 2018
January 1 - AFI and YFI's best run of the year!
January 6 - Banshee
January 13 - Shagger
January 20 - Pylon
January 27 - Beheader
February 3 - Banshee
February 10 - Porno Prick
February 17 - Malice (Steambath Hash)
February 24 - Missing Link and Nemo
March 10 - Dangler
March 17 - Mount Me
March 24 - Tool Hand Luke
April 7 - Mount Me
April 16 - Shagger
April 23 - Goat Fucker
April 30 - Kiddie Licker
May 7 - Cream Puff
May 14 - Banshee
May 21 - Sheep Shagger
May 28 - Impaler
July 2 - Mount Me
July 9 - Low Blow
July 16 - Banshee
July 23 - Plunger
Posted by WoodWacker on 01/02 at 03:35 PM

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