Hash Words for Dec 15

Posted by Plunger : Sunday, Dec 16, 2018
So, this might have been VH3 Run N0.1690, who knows? His Shaggerishness, Banshee, Mountme, Captain Himen Amoladora, Hardonix, Analyser, Pylon and Beheader later, Dirty Hari joined-in half-way, and a special guest from far away: Mr. Aw Fuck It attended. We met at the paved parking lot in the very centre of Confederation Park. Aeolus blew away the rain and not one drop fell until we left the On-On-On.

The hounds were away at 1438 but due some poor decisions by the hare the run unfolded itself into 12 k when it was meant to be 8 k. From the parking lot the trail led south over Hastings at Gamma, wiggling through the neighbourhood schools to the new Willingdon walk/run/bike corridor, down to Kitchener, then east and over TC1 at Adanac, through the maze into Empire Stadium where the 4 minute mile record was broken in 1954, and out the other side up the steps, over TC1 and onto the 2nd Narrows Bridge approaches for a hot toddy check. From there back to the beer check along the TransCanada Trail, and where Shagger tells us that he has scaled Capital Hill and the back fence at my home without finding flour or beer. Hmmm.

El Capitano Himen Amolardora conducted proceedings within the Circle with his usual aplomb including giving Hardon’s nuts a little squeeze. LargeAss barked encouragingly so it must be OK.

Don’t forget:

22-December-2018, Cream Puff, North Vancouver, big piss-up afterwards.
23-December-2018, Mountme, the traditional North Vancouver policemen’s ball.
29-December-2018, Porno Prick (again?), Romp in the Swamp, bring dry shoes.

On On, happy holidays and damn the torpedoes.
Posted by Plunger on 12/16 at 09:34 PM

Sat Dec 15 @ 2:15

Posted by Plunger : Wednesday, Dec 12, 2018
VH3 Run, 1415, Saturday, 15-December-2018.
Hared by Porno Prick.

Meet at the paved parking lot located at the north end of Beta Avenue in North Burnaby.
Look for the hash undercover in Picnic Area No.1 or 2.

Public Transport to Beta/Hastings, Buses 95, 160, or 130, closest Skye Train is Metrotown, about 30 minutes walk.


The OnOnOn could be at the Admiral Pub,or Green and Oak Singapore/Malaysian food restaurant, you choose.

Posted by Plunger on 12/12 at 09:53 PM

Hash Words for Lotus Land Nov 12

Posted by Plunger : Thursday, Nov 01, 2018
The LOTUS Land Hash House Harriers, 1st Run in 300 years.

Canadian Club & Nemo, assisted by beer guy, Missing Link, took us to Minekata Park on Monday, 12th, at 1330. Hashers thronged the parking lot 5 deep in places - mostly when lining up to get beer. Pylon & Mr.P, His Shaggerishness, Ted - virgin, Mountme and Porno Prick turned-up at the start. The hares having pre-laid the trail there were no excuses and off we went. The choices at Minekata are simple: clockwise or anti-clockwise around the lake. We went clockwise. Stunned hikers dressed in 12 multi-coloured layers of Gortex and attached to one another by lanyards In case of snow or wild fire looked askance as we plodded by - we may be slow, but compared to them we are like shooting stars. The warming afternoon sun hangs low in the sky and Shagger's belt is soon festooned with bits of his clothing: jacket, pullover, leggings, over, shirt, under shirt, etc. but fortunately he was able to contain himself and we were spared the hairy-worst. Porno managed to decapitate the wind-mirror from an ancient RV whilst throwing sticks for Mr.P, but it wasn't until later that Mountme discovered that it was occupied. Oops. On trail, Canadian Club and Nemo, abetted by Missing Link hid just below Menikata Lodge but foolishly risked discovery by peaking and sure enough they were caught red-handed.

Back to the start for the BC and Down-Downs on the sunny side of the street and finally to Orange Pub for munchies. Thank you Canadian Club and Nemo.
Posted by Plunger on 11/01 at 10:53 PM

2018 Hareline

Posted by WoodWacker : Wednesday, Oct 31, 2018
January 1 - AFI and YFI's best run of the year!
January 6 - Banshee
January 13 - Shagger
January 20 - Pylon
January 27 - Beheader
February 3 - Banshee
February 10 - Porno Prick
February 17 - Malice (Steambath Hash)
February 24 - Missing Link and Nemo
March 10 - Dangler
March 17 - Mount Me
March 24 - Tool Hand Luke
April 7 - Mount Me
April 16 - Shagger
April 23 - Goat Fucker
April 30 - Kiddie Licker
May 7 - Cream Puff
May 14 - Banshee
May 21 - Sheep Shagger
May 28 - Impaler
July 2 - Mount Me
July 9 - Low Blow
July 16 - Banshee
July 23 - Plunger
Sept 17 - Plunger
Sept 24 - Captain Hymen Grinder
Oct 1 - Goat Fucker
Oct 8 - Sheep Shagger
Oct 15 - Mount Me
Oct 20 - Oarskin
Oct 27 - Hard On
Nov 3 - Pylon
Nov 10 - Shagger
Nov 17 - Banshee
Nov 24 - Analyzer
Dec 1 - Rubbermaid
Dec 8 - Mount Me
Posted by WoodWacker on 10/31 at 07:34 AM

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