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Haloween 2014

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

The Vancouver Hash House Harriers
Run No.1472 of 1415, Saturday, 01-November-2014
at
Britannia Secondary School, Mt. Pleasant
by
Impaler & Abysmal
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Impaler (hare), Abysmal (hare), Hardon with Shitty & Road Kill, Pylon & Pero, Low Blow & Lucy, Sheep Shagger (late), Dirty Hari (injured), Maria (visiting, Mexico City), Rochelle, Elisha & Bjorn (visiting and virgins, Blaine), Plunger Swish, Maple Dick, Porno Prick, Banshee, Wood Whacker, Manhole, Analyser, Cream Puff, Mr. Aw Fuck It, Dangleberry/Happyberry, Captain Hymen Grinder, Mountme, Helen, Randy Bastard, Dirty Churchmouse, Rubbermaid, Malice & Pigeon Stool - yes, folks! Thats 29 hounds and a pair of hares.
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Impaler & Abysmal always do good work: from the start we headed S, parallel to the Drive, then E, crossing Commercial and entering the twilight zone that is E Van. The hounds picked-up the pace over dry pavement with lots of marks and only Pylon & Pero lost. The pack arced down towards Hastings, then W towards Strathcona for the beer check adjacent to the dog pound where we imbibed and munched our way through a cooler full of beer & chips.
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The missing Blaine visitors arrived with much fanfare and armed with a road beer we headed back to the start for Down-Downs where Maria and Rubbermaid confirmed that they live south of America and speak Spanish. The RA received a powerful edjamacational reminder about the geography of our continent delivered in the form of Hardon's foot planted firmly on his delicate nether-regions, twice. Will Hardon repent this hasty act of adventurous but non-consensual assault? Listen to the CBC... Maple Dick's pregnancy is now in its 69th trimester, the Devil's Spawn he carries in him a reminder that everyone must practice safe sex - especially Swish. Maple is now on a strictly see-food diet. Malice arrived two months early.
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Impaler conducted prize giving with Maple Schmekl receiving prizes for Best Man, Best Woman and Best Transgender.
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From Down-Downs we adjourned to The Dragon's Den (?) at 1305 Commercial cheerfully and efficiently hosted by slim and sincere hostesses dressed by the thrifts and not a natural hair colour amongst them - good choice and without the usual pretensions.
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About 10 km, a well spent afternoon on a beautiful day. Thank you Abysmal & Impaler!

Next week's run will be hosted by Banshee, meeting place TBA.

On On!
Posted by Plunger on 11/05 at 09:55 PM

Apr 19 / 2014

Sunday, April 20, 2014

The Vancouver Hash House Harriers
Run No.14phruplyneef, 1415, Saturday, 19-April-2014
at
Blueridge Park, Hyanus and Woofwoofley
by
Anal*ser

Shagger, Special Needs & Trooper FRB with Plunger, Dangler, Impaler, Abysmal, Mr. Aw Fuck It, YFI, Pylon & Mr.P, Analyser (hare), Porno Prick, Gone-a-Rear, Screaming Beaver (newbie), Maple Dick, and whomever I've forgotten.

I caught the bus at 1300 and was standing at Blueridge by 1330. WTF? Discretion being the better part of valour and what with the rain and all I set off to follow the trail...

Shagger commented that it was a great trail run but not the perfect hash, nonetheless this was 9.3 kilometres of hash heaven. The only asphalt was the 32 feet we ran across to get to the entrance of the Baden-Powell Trail and the 150 metres at the end where we emerged from the high bench above the Seymour River onto Hyannis Drive before we reached the beer check.

Good, clear, markings and although some of us know this area well, most harriers had no choice but to hunt for trail and follow the flour. Screaming Beaver was DFL: bloody but unbowed and considering this was his first run in North Vancouver he found his way and made it in unaided... Hip, hip, hooray!

Roughly half the group walked into the woods and turned round after thirty minutes, but the rest of us enjoyed mountain bike trails, the quiet beauty of the forest and lascivious thoughts about the hare. Down boy! Oops, did I say that with my loud voice?

Good job Analyser, thank you! On On.

Next week's run is a celebration of Cream Puff's 40th Birthday and will be a day to remember if there are any grey cells left functioning on which to record the events. Alas, I have to be in Ladner but I will be there later.

On On!
Posted by Plunger on 04/20 at 09:18 PM

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