Wednesday, November 05, 2014The Vancouver Hash House Harriers
Run No.1472 of 1415, Saturday, 01-November-2014
Britannia Secondary School, Mt. Pleasant
Impaler & Abysmal
Impaler (hare), Abysmal (hare), Hardon with Shitty & Road Kill, Pylon & Pero, Low Blow & Lucy, Sheep Shagger (late), Dirty Hari (injured), Maria (visiting, Mexico City), Rochelle, Elisha & Bjorn (visiting and virgins, Blaine), Plunger Swish, Maple Dick, Porno Prick, Banshee, Wood Whacker, Manhole, Analyser, Cream Puff, Mr. Aw Fuck It, Dangleberry/Happyberry, Captain Hymen Grinder, Mountme, Helen, Randy Bastard, Dirty Churchmouse, Rubbermaid, Malice & Pigeon Stool - yes, folks! Thats 29 hounds and a pair of hares.
Impaler & Abysmal always do good work: from the start we headed S, parallel to the Drive, then E, crossing Commercial and entering the twilight zone that is E Van. The hounds picked-up the pace over dry pavement with lots of marks and only Pylon & Pero lost. The pack arced down towards Hastings, then W towards Strathcona for the beer check adjacent to the dog pound where we imbibed and munched our way through a cooler full of beer & chips.
The missing Blaine visitors arrived with much fanfare and armed with a road beer we headed back to the start for Down-Downs where Maria and Rubbermaid confirmed that they live south of America and speak Spanish. The RA received a powerful edjamacational reminder about the geography of our continent delivered in the form of Hardon's foot planted firmly on his delicate nether-regions, twice. Will Hardon repent this hasty act of adventurous but non-consensual assault? Listen to the CBC... Maple Dick's pregnancy is now in its 69th trimester, the Devil's Spawn he carries in him a reminder that everyone must practice safe sex - especially Swish. Maple is now on a strictly see-food diet. Malice arrived two months early.
Impaler conducted prize giving with Maple Schmekl receiving prizes for Best Man, Best Woman and Best Transgender.
From Down-Downs we adjourned to The Dragon's Den (?) at 1305 Commercial cheerfully and efficiently hosted by slim and sincere hostesses dressed by the thrifts and not a natural hair colour amongst them - good choice and without the usual pretensions.
About 10 km, a well spent afternoon on a beautiful day. Thank you Abysmal & Impaler!
Next week's run will be hosted by Banshee, meeting place TBA.
Posted by Plunger on 11/05 at 09:55 PM