Dec 24 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
The Vancouver Hash House HarriersRun No.1314, 1415, Saturday 24th December, 2011
at
Mount Seymour Demonstration Forest entrance, N Vancouver
by
M'Alice
Banshee, Pigeon Stool, M'Alice (hare), Shagger, Plunger, Do Me First, Mount Me, I'll Take the Fat Chick, Dangler, Impaler, Captain Hymen Grinder, Cream Puff, Low Blow & Lucy, Hardon with Shitty & Road Kill, Abysmal, and Porno Prick made it to the run - 14 hounds and hare.
M'Alice is suffering from the wear and tear associated with the consumption of alcoholic beverages, but nonetheless soldiers bravely on. We long suffering hounds watch carefully as M'Alice's carefully thought out plans are revealed to us in halting English: "... I did become a little disoriented as I'm not feeling well, but I think its OK, after all, I did find my way back to the start.". Hmmmm, we think, but before we can react it is time to leave. There are two trails one is marked Naughty and other is Nice. The 'Nice' is too easy even for Dangler and the 'Nice' people join the 'Naughty' ones for a quick sprint up the trails on the E side of Lillooet Road N to the Baden Powelll Trail crossing, then briefly on the B-P before dropping down to the river, and along the E bank to Inter-River Park for the beer check. This takes a mere forty minutes and in no time we are back at the start for Down Downs. The run has ceased and our feet are barely wetted!
Down Downs are somewhat compromised by the lack of beer as no-one has thought to organise it... Malice has a twelve-pack tucked away and we drink this gratefully. Hardon has prepared song sheets and we sing/hum/mime verses of songs ranging from the awful to a couple of real corkers at the end.
M'Alice has prepared a roasted turkey and those that can retire to Chez M'Alice for egg-nog, turkey and trimmings...
On On!
Posted by Plunger on 12/26 at 05:44 PM